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Handarazuur (RB profile)
Darren Mizzi ('mitt-see')
handarazuur@hotmail.com
Behind You!
When God made me, he must have been thinking of something else. His tennis game with Jesus, probably. I can just see him, sitting in his office, tinkering with my brain, and staring at the clock on the wall.
This shows, of course. As far as sports go, I'm slower than continental drift and only a fraction as useful. The kind of person that has the swimming capabilities of a perfectly streamlined lead pipe.
There's a very real possibility that I may have a mild form of bipolar disorder, as I seem to skip from insanely overcreative psycho (as I am now) to ultra-serious concentration god (as I may be later).
My mission in life is to become famously successful, whether it be through books, films, theatre, music or television. They all pay very well.
Continuing to write a novel that will probably drag into 700 or more pages by the end. Also making progress in writing a Britcom-styled show called 'Father Dad' and a sketch comedy show with a group of friends, called 'Live From Morocco'. We've never been to Morocco.
Am also hoping to complete a Degree in Exaggeration, after which I will go on safari in Greenland, armed only with a sharp stick and foul language.
Hoping to eventually meet other Forumites in real life.
"They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist..."
-General John Sedgewick
"It's 106 miles to Chicago. We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses."
-Elwood Blues
"I'm Gumby, dammit!"
-Eddie Murphy
"It's not the parts of the Bible I don't understand that scare me. It's the parts I do understand."
-Mark Twain
1949 times
Comments
You DO look like Baldric! ;)
posted by HOMEAgain! on 8 Nov 2004 @ 3:20
Even in a personal blog, you still keep up the typical sense of funny insanity. Then again, if the blog did not have the insanity effect, I'd be worried.
posted by Russian Ninja on 5 Nov 2004 @ 5:26
Ah, the worlds greatest crosseyed novelist. I salute you. Seriously, I have a bit of a lazy eye too, but not quite as noticeable.
Trick is to date women in dark places and allways look away from their faces. Breasts is as good a place as any.
posted by Zepherian on 4 Nov 2004 @ 19:37
Damn forum stole my "another kettle" allusion, swiping ceejay's thingie.
posted by Retroboy on 2 Nov 2004 @ 17:51
...that could help explain the issue with sports and coordination and all.
posted by Retroboy on 2 Nov 2004 @ 17:50
My right eye is screwed up. What you're seeing is my left eye trying to do the work of both.
posted by Handarazuur on 2 Nov 2004 @ 4:30
Crosseyed, Hand? Or are you looking at something beyond the camera... something that we can't see?
posted by The_Assimilator on 2 Nov 2004 @ 3:26
As in go bowling? Sometimes.
posted by Handarazuur on 1 Nov 2004 @ 21:33
Do you bowl?
posted by El Russo on 1 Nov 2004 @ 20:45
NERD.
</kettle>
posted by ceejayoz on 1 Nov 2004 @ 18:04
Varying the spelling of your name is the only joy I get out of life these days, Handurazzuurzazarazz.
posted by El Russo on 1 Nov 2004 @ 15:32
Botswana would be better, Angolas not exactly Safari Town
posted by Colonel on 1 Nov 2004 @ 14:58
It'll be up tomorrow, if all goes well.
posted by Handarazuur on 1 Nov 2004 @ 9:36
I just want a pitcher... OF ALE!
posted by Dan Van Crone on 1 Nov 2004 @ 9:35
Hand, we NEED a picture.
posted by Moe on 1 Nov 2004 @ 9:16
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I apparently also look like Mr. Bean.
posted by Handarazuur on 11 Nov 2004 @ 6:06